Mish Kez n Soph dis reminded me of u bezzies 4 lyf xxxxx!!xxxxxxxxx

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he was in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this is a escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us, be strong honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too.”

Ever wonder how the seven dwarfs got their names?

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
And desperate for a f***.
So off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck!

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke.
Then stumbled on a cottage,
And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven Dwarfs came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven!
Originally after one good sh*g,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My f***y need a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop you pick!"

So down he went onto all fours,
And said "I ain't licking that!"
"Not there, that me a**e-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL!
Unless you're f****** queer!"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho"
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling,
'Cos he hadn't had a sniff.
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY idiot",
So he did as he was told.
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his f****** load.

The next dwarf got a blow
And she took him in quite easy.
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner had he entered her,
Than he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY idiot"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy q**m.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her f***y raw.
And dazed Snow White then whimpered,
"That should be against the law!"

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that f****** great big d*ck."

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My :-) can't take no more.!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had put their cocks.
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last one DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that cum inside her q**m,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying miss Snow White,
And joining in her games.
There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's what happened to that cup?

Well think of what you're drinking...



When you next buy 7-UP

I'D LIKE TO TELL THEM....

I'd like to tell them what they put me through

And how they made me feel

I'd like to tell them how they hurt me

As i wait for my wounds to heal

I'd like to tell them how i cryed

Again and again and again

I'd like to show them my cuts and bruises

that remind me of their pain

I'd like to tell them what i think of them

And that i never did anything wrong

I'd like to turn back the hands of time

To stop my misery from going on so long

 I'd like them to think of me

And remember what they've done

That they hurt me, my friends and family

And thought it was fun

I'd like them to think of me

As i tied the rope to my bed

And wrapped it tightly round my neck

But i can't.....

Because im dead

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My name is Misty,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.

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I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?,

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         I wish I was better,        
I wish I wasn’t ugly,
Then maybe mommy,
Would still want to hug me,

♥ღ  ღ♥

I can’t speak at all,
I can’t do a wrong,
Or else I’m locked up,
All day long,

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When I awake,
I am all alone,
The house is dark,
My mommy and daddy aren’t home,

♥ღ  ღ♥

When mommy does come,
I’ll try to be nice,
So maybe,
Ill only get one whipping tonight,

♥ღ  ღ♥

Don’t make a sound,
I just heard a car,
My daddy’s back,
From “Charlie’s Bar”,

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I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
So I press myself,
Against the wall,

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I try to hide,
From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,

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He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work,

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He slaps me and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run for the door,

♥ღ  ღ♥

He’s already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall,

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I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken,

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“I’m Sorry”, I scream,
But, It’s much to late
His face has been twisted,
Into unimaginable hate,

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The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
Oh please god, Have mercy!,
Oh please let it end!,

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And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled  out on the floor,

♥ღ  ღ♥

My name is misty,
And I am but three,
Tonight, My daddy,
Has murdered me.

BY mako 2004

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A Black man walks into a café early one morning and notices he’s the only Black one there, as he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him. The white man said “Coloured people aren’t allowed in here”.

The Black man Replied…

“When I was born I was Black

When I grew up I was Black

When I’m sick I am Black

When I go in the sun I’m Black

When I’m cold I’m Black

And when I die I will be Black

But you sir…

When you were born you were pink

When you’re sick you’re green

When you stay in the sun you’re red

When you’re cold you’re blue

 And when you die you’ll be purple”

“And yet you have the nerve to call me COLOURED !”

The black man turned back round and the white man walked away.

STAMP OUT RACISM

Stop Bullying

I am the person who walked home alone.

I am the person who sat on my own.

I am the person who dreaded school.

I am the person who did not want to play.

I am the person who had no friends.

I am the person you said had no trend.

I am the person you pushed around.

I am the person who made NO sound.

I am the person who got all the blame.

I am the person who you called lame.

I am the person you made cry.

You are the person who ruined my life.

I am the person who wanted to die.

You are the person who made this all true.

And now i commited suicide because of you...